If you go looking on Grindr, for candle-lit dinners and romance
I’ll bet you will not finder, since most the guys have no pants
You put your picture out there, saying you’re not hot to trot
Then you hand out stricture, like you’re some ol’ cocky bot
Quit being such an uptight stiff, and send us all a little gif
Then when we see you waggle your tail, we can send you a big fat Grindr #FAIL
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To all the boys on Grindr looking for something different than what they find 😉