February 11: defecately
A more dignified way to say “Shit Yeah!” so you don’t sound uneducated in the presence of others.
“Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?”
“Oh, defecately, that would please me so.”
January 24: Peehicular Manslaughter
While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.
Damn bro, here I am at this wedding looking all nice, and I just committed peehicular manslaughter on these nice ass slacks.
January 14: ninja sex