Bear, Otter, and the Kid by TJ Klune

“Bear! Bear! Bear!
I’ve something to say! Don’t be scared!
Bacon is bad! Beef is wrong!
Mad Cow Disease stays with you for a time that’s long!
I want you to be mine, can’t you see?
That’s why I’m down, down on my knee!
It may not yet be legal,
but it’s better than eating a beagle,
so won’t you please marry me?”

From “Bear, Otter, and the Kid” by TJ Klune

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